the universe is made of stories

protip: if you don’t want to hear negative opinions about things you post, don’t put it in the tracked tags! 

or are you saying people should only reply if they’re going to suck up to you about how your ideas are amazing and adorable even if they don’t resemble the characters they’re about?

— 10 months ago
#rubitan 
Anonymous asked: But kids are kids no matter who they are raised by and how they grow up. Also fucking knee high boots with full length laises are sometimes hard to tie.


Answer:

So what you’re saying is that a kid who can make a fucking car FLY, who can hold his own in a fight with trained adults, who is a trained killer, who is able to jump around buildings without any problem, is unable to do something as simple as put on his own shoes.

Okay, got it.

— 10 months ago
#Anonymous 

If you seriously think a kid who can accurately shoot an arrow from a bow meant for a full-sized adult while flipping through the air needs help tying up his boots, then I question your reading of the text and assume you’re one of those people who didn’t actually read the comics and probably also think that Dick Grayson is a hug monster who sleeps around

— 10 months ago with 4 notes
#Damian Wayne 
Anonymous asked: When I was ten, me and my friends all went to this vintage roller rink place called 'skate city'. I would always be unable to tie the annoying heavy shoes so I always made my friends do it for me.


Answer:

Okay, but Damian, at 10 years old, was sparring with Dick. And not doing a bad job of it. Pretty sure he could also lift a katana quite easily. Also pretty sure he was smart enough to fix up the Bat mobile so that it could fly! 

Now, Damian is NOT the most emotionally mature 10 year old. But do you think Talia al Ghul would have raised a 10 year old who couldn’t do up his boots?

(Were your friends also 10 years old? In which case, sounds like you’d be an exception.)

— 10 months ago
#Anonymous 

rubitan:

The image of Dick helping Damian tie his boots before going out on patrol. Crais. Cuties.

because a kid who needs help tying up his boots would be the ideal partner in dangerous Gotham 。◕‿◕。

because Dick and Damian totally did such cutesy things together while they were Batman & Robin, right? rather than banter and bicker like brothers do?

because Damian Wayne, of all, people, would need help tying his boots *rolls eyes*

(people on tumblr really haven’t met 10 year old boys, nor do they understand anything about Damian Wayne’s character, or Dick Grayson’s character. ugh

— 10 months ago with 38 notes

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— 11 months ago with 148769 notes
midenianscholar:

25 Days of Lunar Chronicles
Day 2.5 - Cinder (2)
A lot of people picture Cinder as blonde, I think (because Disney has poisoned our brains). I like to think she’s brown-haired and a bit of a mix. Though Bofeng’s beautiful untitled is a bit too pretty for the messy Cinder we all know and love, she comes pretty close to my mental image.
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Out of curiosity, are those stock photos that come with permissions to use and manip like this?

midenianscholar:

25 Days of Lunar Chronicles

Day 2.5 - Cinder (2)

A lot of people picture Cinder as blonde, I think (because Disney has poisoned our brains). I like to think she’s brown-haired and a bit of a mix. Though Bofeng’s beautiful untitled is a bit too pretty for the messy Cinder we all know and love, she comes pretty close to my mental image.

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Out of curiosity, are those stock photos that come with permissions to use and manip like this?

— 11 months ago with 110 notes